Abuse of Power
WASHINGTON, DC (AP) – Students For A Responsible Reading Policy voted overwhelmingly Friday to impeach Professor Asino Lotabooks, setting up an unprecedented trial in their basement apartment on whether he should be thrown out for abuse of power, including allegations that he tried to sell a thrice-used, self-authored 1,455 page text book for $155.
The professor responded with what has become trademark defiance since he gained tenure 45 years ago. He accused the SFRRP of laziness and being ungrateful that they won’t have to read the considerably longer and much more difficult material he had to read at H-h-haaaarverd Law School when he was a student there in 1938. He said he feels confident he’ll be “properly exonerated” at grading time.
“The cause of this impeachment is my copious and subversive scholarship on the Third Amendment: the necessity of consent for quartering soldiers,” said Lotabooks, who was joined by some beneficiaries of his text book sales during a news conference in Washington.
Lotabooks dismissed the impeachment as inevitable from an association that has resisted his efforts to teach “real law” instead of “special interest law” like the First, Fourth, and Fourteenth Amendments.
January 13, 2009 at 9:53 pm |
i’m glad this is back up. and it was i who sent you the ducks website!